Rorschach's Journal

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<+Muraki> I read #gayoldmen as #orgasms ... I don't know how
<[refrigerator]> . . . .
<@Oriya> ...
<@Oriya> ...I wonder what kind of special visitors we'd get with #orgasms
<+Muraki> ....
<+Muraki> excellent question
<@Oriya> ...
<[refrigerator]> . . . .
<@Oriya> well
<@Oriya> so far, I am the only one there
<@Oriya> GUYS COME INTO ORGASMS
<@Oriya> GUYS
<@Oriya> GUYS
<@Oriya> DO IT
<@Oriya> :<
<[refrigerator]> . . . .
* [refrigerator] is now known as Rorschach

* Now talking in #orgasms
<@Oriya> ...RORSCHACH YOU ARE NOT ALLOWED
<Rorschach> YOU ASKED FOR IT
* Rorschach lurks moar
<Muraki> .....
<Muraki> ..
<@Oriya> ...
<@Oriya> god that is so wrong
<Muraki> I can picture Rorscharch outside Oriya's window while he's having sex with Muraki
<@Oriya> RORSCHACH IS WATCHING US ORGASM, MURAKI
<@Oriya> SOB
<Rorschach> |::|
<Muraki> AND BEING SEXUALLY CONFUSED BY IT
<Rorschach> . . . .
<@Oriya> ...he might go away, if we do something really perverse
<@Oriya> ...IF RORSCHACH IS AT THE WINDOW, HIS SMELL PROBABLY CARRIES INTO THE ROOM
<@Oriya> SO NOT SEXY
<Rorschach> *::*
<Muraki> ....
<@Oriya> ...
<Rorschach> Sometimes I wonder why people allow me to do things.
<Muraki> ... Rorsfriend I often wonder the same
<Rorschach> <3
* Muraki showers Rorscharch then rapes him
<Rorschach> . . . .
<Muraki> I don't do dirty people
<Muraki> they have diseases
* Rorschach breaks Muraki's fingers )<>(
* Muraki has a monster break Muraki's neck
<Muraki> I win
<Rorschach> . . . .
<Muraki> 8)
<Rorschach> ...I think you might have typoed, Muraki.
<Rorschach> Where by "typo"
<Rorschach> I mean
<Rorschach> . . . .
<Muraki> Where
<Muraki> ... OH
<Muraki> I DID
<Muraki> SORRY
<@Oriya> ...
<Muraki> I MEANT RORSCHACH IS HARD TO TYPE
<Rorschach> XD
<@Oriya> ...I think you just killed yourself, Muraki
<Muraki> YES
<Muraki> I DID
* Rorschach wins \o/

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Inspired by the serious poll, where I embarrassingly forgot one of Rorschach's confirmed kills. Also, even though Rorschach doesn't have anywhere near the highest kill count in camp, I think it's good to have a reminder that he's killed a lot of people for a civilian in a realistic-type setting -- and it's generally not pretty.

• One "villain" who was really just a delusional, masochistic stalker who followed costumed heroes around, asking them to "punish" him. He tried this on Rorschach. Rorschach threw him down an elevator shaft.
  
• Two criminals, after the passage of the Keene Act. There aren't any details except that their bodies were found with Rorschach's note. I'm assuming that they were just beaten to death.
  
• Chained one man inside of a building and then set the building on fire.
  
• Burned one man to death by throwing a large vat of boiling cooking fat on him. (Technically, this was self-defense. But for one thing, it was pretty damn horrible and he probably could have used less lethal means. For another thing, it's not as though he feels bad about it. At all. Would leave screaming in agony again.)
  
• INDIRECT (didn't count in poll): set one man up to be killed by his cohorts.
  
• Electrocuted one man who entered his prison cell.
  
• Killed one man in bathroom; method unknown. He was, uh. A little man. So I'm going with drowning him in a toilet.
  

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HIATUS: 2 February - 22 February

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Name: Rorschach (Walter Joseph Kovacs)
Age: 45 (born March 21, 1940)
Hair: Masked.
Eyes: Masked.
Height: 5'6" (176.6 cm) (usually wears pads in his shoes, which slightly increase his height)
Weight: 140 lbs (63.5 kg)
Bloodtype: Unknown.

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